The Choice of all sophisticated horses: Boochie Shepherd - Vertical





I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I'm friends with Merlin Olsen too. He comes over...on occasion. I'm the best there is plain and simple. No one can hang with my stuff. I'm just a big hairy American winning machine.

My favorite color is light tan. My favorite animal is poopies. I like serving de Lord. Hiking, play volleyball...people seem to like me because I am polite and rarely late. I like to eat ice cream, and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.

My hobbies: Sunbathe, disco dance, and on weekends travel to capitol city and watch local guerilla warfare. I like play table tennis, I like shoot dog. It is fun to wrestle. A nice pile drive to the face... or a punch to the face... but I cannot do it. Because, it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor.

My ideal woman must be strong on plow and if she cheat on me, I crush her. In my past jobs I have worked as ice maker, also a gypsy catcher, and I work with animals.

My life is good! Really good! I get to wake up every morning, at 5AM, and make some soup. Is the best! I love it. I get to lay in a bed, by myself, all of my life! Is fantastic! That's pretty much all there is to know about me. I'm glad the waffle house was ok with me coming here to talk to y'all about my day to day. I don't know what else you want me to say, and also I'm going to need to know where the commode is.

-Trey

So none of the above is really true. Well, a few of them are. If you got offended and didn't make it down here to realize I was kidding, you probably aren't the kind of person whose opionion I care about anyway. Because the above paragraphs describe me pretty well in the sense that I love stupid humor and having fun with my friends, and watching the movies all those quote above came from. My name is Trey and I've lived almost my entire 20 years of life in Decatur, Al other than 2 months in Detroit and one month in Massacuteses. I love Auburn football and playing Halo and tennis. And I attend the Austiville church of Christ. My weakness are spelling and girls. But mostly spelling. And most importantly I try my best to make God the #1 priority in my life and to become a better Christain everyday. That really is pretty much everything you need to know about me other than ifyou get to know me very well at all, you'll either think I'm an idiot or a fun guy...but hopefully you'll think both. Oh yeah and my real favorite color is orange.