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Interact with Lonnie Swonger
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Last On: Nov 1, 2009 - 11:22 PM
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2,944
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Member Since:
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January 21, 2007
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Location:
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Nampa, ID
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ShoutLife Address:
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shoutlife.com/lonnieswonger
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Website:
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lonnieswonger.com
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Genre:
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Comedy
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Influences:
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Bob Newhart-Chicago-Van Gogh-Early Carlin-Dylan-David Meece-Dobson before politics-Iron Butterfly-BS&T-Beatles-Lowry-Nazareth-Daren Streblow-Steve Martin-Billy Graham-eclectic, ain't it?-My beloved family-The odd members of my family-My best friends-my worst enemies(great source of material)-Phil Collins-Paul Newman-Michael Moore-Brillient, if he'd just quit being so snotty-Kansas(both group and state)-Michael W. Smith-Mr. Franklin(Brighton High School-1971)-God-I mean, duh.........
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Sounds Like:
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ME. If I had to imitate anybody, I'd rather drive a truck. Thanks Ricky.
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CHRISTIAN Comedian/Singer/Artist. Husband (April) two great kids, Polio Survivor, Post-Polio victim, Sharing the Joys and the Hope of a Christian Walk to a sad, lonely world. Causes include being a RED LETTER CHRISTIAN, working to eliminate Fetal Alcohol Syndrome/Effect. Graduate Northwest Nazarene University, Member Christian Comedy Association. Resides near Boise, Idaho.
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Driving down the road one day...
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1/25/2009 - 12:05 AM
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I was driving today, listening to a newscast on the radio. The announcer was droning on, sharing the latest headlines. The latest on the disastrous economy, whether the U.S. car industry would survive, how already before the new President takes offi...
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- Most Recent Reply: 01/26/09 - 5:43 PM
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Happy New Year
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12/31/2008 - 3:50 PM
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Greetings to my fellow Christians and frienbds on Shoutlife.
I had great expectations for Shoutlife, and I still hold out hope. However, my inbox has become a simple dropbox for junk mail. I love hearing from friends, new and old. I love the conne...
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old jokes to some, new to me.We need to laugh more
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9/24/2008 - 4:58 PM
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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2...
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When I die.....Let's announce it the right way!
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9/18/2008 - 10:20 PM
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I just read again in an Obituary where someone died after a "courageous" battle with an illness...at 98 years old. Not only that, it was announced that he was preceded in death by his parents.
I have told everyone who knows me that THIS is how I ...
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- Most Recent Reply: 09/19/08 - 9:17 PM
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P o l i s i c k s
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9/08/2008 - 2:37 PM
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Hi Friends, I am on a mini-crusade. The elections are coming, and I have friends whose viewpoints are as varied as the wind. I think that's healthy, as opposing views are as AMERICAN as dumping tea into a bay, burning a bra (something I have little k...
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