I was in the CIA from 1992 till 1998, I'm a Veitnam Vet, I'm actually a clone with DNA from Sylvester Stallone, Vin Diesel, Sean Connery, Bruce Willis, Mark Wahlberg, Clint Eastwood, 50 Cent, and John Travolta. I'm a compulsive exagerator too sometimes. I drive a pimped out '83 Lincoln and the cops are jealous of my awesomeness so they beat me up sometimes. Once I ate an oreo... without any milk!!! And uhhhh...... I like food alot.