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Interact with Comedian Tooley & Big Fat Belly Laugh
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Last On: May 8, 2013 - 12:37 PM
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December 27, 2006
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Greenwood, IN
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shoutlife.com/ComedianTooley
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http://www.bigfatbellylaugh.com
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Stand-Up
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Bill Cosby, Jerry Seinfeld, Uncle Tony, and every day life.
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About Comedian Tooley & Big Fat Belly Laugh
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Plan now for the cold days of January...CRUISE!!
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8/30/2010 - 7:47 PM
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It may seem hot and muggy right now but January is coming with all of it's cold and gloomy gray days. You may want to get away to the Caribbean January 24th thru the 28th? Join Dan McGowan and me, from the Heavyweights of Christian Comedy, on the O...
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Check out the video I added to my Profile page
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6/09/2010 - 3:11 PM
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Please watch the video that I posted to my profile page and share it with your friends. Please join me in supporting this cause. We need to raise about $5000.00 for a Survivors event that is taking place this weekend. Please give at http://ussindi...
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Help Support the Survivors of the USS Indianapolis
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5/20/2010 - 8:41 AM
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The world's first operational atomic bomb was delivered by the Indianapolis, (CA-35) to the island of Tinian on 26 July 1945. The Indianapolis then reported to CINCPAC (Commander-In-Chief, Pacific) Headquarters at Guam for further orders. She was d...
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Add Powerhouse Travel as your friend
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1/30/2010 - 10:08 AM
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Let me encourage you to add Powerhouse Travel as you Shoutlife friend. They help support Christian Comedy while saving you money on your travel. They have saved me money on hotel expenses and airfare for my last few gigs. They are the only travel ...
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1/14/2010 - 7:30 PM
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I you want to save money on your Spring Break travel take a look at Http://Powerhousetravel.com Find the lost prices for airfare, hotels, car rentals and more. A portion of each sale helps support Christian Comedy events. Tell your friends to help...
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Top Friends (10,009 total)
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Recent Guestbook Comments (16)
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KNOW THIS; GOD IS GOOD,
JUST AND MERCIFUL
SEEING AND HEARING YOU EVEN
WHEN IT SEEMS HE DOESN'T
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Shalom and Warm ShoutOuts,
The path is narrow [Matthew 7:13-14], but you are not alone. So please allow me to extend my cyber hand in friendship as I welcome you to my personal family here on SL....as a pastor/author, Christian musician/psalmist and member of SL since 2007, I want you to know that I truly count it a pleasure to be added to your list of cyber friends and acquaintances.
Meeting you here on SL, reminds me of how truly blessed the church is with that the advent of the technology giving us the PC and web. These electronic outlets have clearly afforded us the opportunity to come across many new and talented people, who, like yourself, without this technology: I'd never know. God has truly reduced the size of this world down to the size of a mere monitor and keyboard.
May you continue to experience His favor and loving grace in the new year. And know that I count it a blessing to count you as a cyber friend. Selah!
In closing I am including the following as I believe you may be encouraged with its words of truth:
I thought that you would appreciate this word for this time in your life. I know; for me, it is great to keep these words on the tip of my tongue, especially when the enemy closes in and crowds my faith...
Isaiah 54:17 - the Amplified Bible (AMP)
"But no weapon that is formed against you shall prosper, and every tongue that shall rise against you in judgment you shall show to be in the wrong. This [peace, righteousness, security, triumph over opposition] is the heritage of the servants of the Lord [those in whom the ideal Servant of the Lord is reproduced]; this is the righteousness or the vindication which they obtain from Me [this is that which I impart to them as their justification], says the Lord."
Again, I welcome you to SL, and pray your stay here be long and spiritually and personally profitable. I also invite you to look over my books [on my profile page]. If you buy one and desire to have it personally inscribed to you contact me via SL mail and I'll show you how this can be accomplished.
Shalom,
Pastor Paul
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Thanks for adding me....I don't know if I qualify as having a "big fat" belly, but, I do qualify is it means to give out a huge belly laugh. I love good comics, and you certainly have the credentials!!!Of course, my doctor would disagree with me about my belly, but, hey, it's my body, and I've grown accustomed to having a little extra padding in the bank in case we have to face uncertain times [like a portion of the tribulation], hunger and starvation. My gut will get me through some of those days, that the skinny folks will tremeble over LOL...... :) :) :) :) :)
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May 2013 - TRAIL MIX, Enjoy!
As we traverse the Narrow Path, we often like to refer to ourselves as Christians, born-again believers, Baptist, Catholics, Methodists, non-denominational, Assemblies of God, Charismatic, spirit-filled, or simply believers in God [if I omitted your particular denomination, I am sorry, I only have so much room to write].
However, if I am interpreting Jesus correctly in John 20:21-23 (RSV), where Jesus said, "Peace be with you. As the Father has sent me, even so, I send you." And when he had said this, he breathed on them, and said to them, "Receive the Holy Spirit" he was deputizing* each of us to go forth into the world and be his proxies with the full spiritual power of authority of heaven to do his work, in His name, to a lost and hungry world.
This is an amazing directive, and it places upon the shoulders of all believers the spiritual mantle of authority to carry things out, here on earth, in His name for His glory.
Think about this....when you say, I am calling the local Sheriff's Department to report a crime, who shows up? The elected Sheriff himself, or a sworn deputy? The elected official is not going to be available for a large area of people, so that official deputizes as many men and women as needed to represent them and do the work of enforcing the law of that particular county. Try telling the deputy that stops you for breaking a traffic law, or when they have a warrant for your arrest that you will only surrender to, or accept the ticket from the "Man" himself?
You will be in handcuffs before you finish your statement, and the sad thing is, you may never see the Sheriff himself, because the deputy was sworn to uphold the laws and do the work of that person, giving them full power to act in the Sheriff's name, no matter what the circumstances may be.
That brings me to this month's Trail Mix. Jesus told you and I, that while we sojourn this Narrow Path, we are to traverse it as if he were himself traveling across it. Meaning that you and I have ALL His power to do his bidding to enforce his divine will in His stead. And that bidding is accomplished through prayer. Prayer is the main job of the church. And in 1 Thessalonians 5:16-18 (NLV), Paul reminds the church that they are to," Be full of joy all the time. Never stop praying. In everything give thanks. This is what God wants you to do because of Christ Jesus."
And we are being entrusted with this ultimate power of prayer because as Paul says in 1 Corinthians 6:3 (NLV), in heaven, God will trust us to take charge over, and judge the angels [who, by the way, have no need to pray, because prayer is a gift given only to mankind]. I consider the fact that we are deputized t do the bidding of the church while here on earth, to be a form of on-the-job-training!" We are learning with each step we take on the Narrow Path, so why are you standing around complaining or wringing our hands over the difficulties that beset you?
Do you not realize that he promised to not only be with you on the path, but as He said, we have the very presence of His spirit within us while he is in heaven building and preparing our condominiums? Child of God, you were deputized for a reason, and that was to grow in your authority to take full control over these things you come personally with along the path, in Jesus's name. And by taking full control in His name, we are enforcing the heavenly principles here on earth, as they are in heaven [like in the Lord's prayer - pray: that our Father in Heaven shall permit his will do be done here on earth as it is done in heaven]!
Does this mean that we can have anything our heart desires? No! However, it does mean that we will always have what is allowable within his perfect, and sometimes permissible will, for our life and the life of those we pray for! Now, that is one awesome truth and a promise for the ages! Selah!!!
Shalom,
Pastor Paul
*Credit for the teaching of "deputizing" the church goes to Dr. Paul E. Billheimer and his best-selling book, "Destine for the Throne!"
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This evening I pray for all those who are hurting. May the Comforter come to them now and give them the Peace and Power of Almighty God to help them.
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Some things are just funny but usually because it's happening to someone else.
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As a child, in my house, April meant Spring cleaning, and no one cleaned more thoroughly than my mom. She had my brother and I take furniture out of each room, so she could get to the nooks and crannies of every corner in the house, and then she'd have me use my baseball bat to beat the dust and sand from the rugs she meticulously stretched over the clotheslines. Spring cleaning was a ritualistic event, and there was one thing I could count on after a week of cleaning every room in the house, and that was that the house was as clean as it could possibly be. We'd repeat this event in the Fall, and right before Christmas.
Well, it is Spring, and this month's Trail Mix is a thorough prayer of cleansing that ALL of us need to do from time-to-time, or, in my case, time-to-time often means several times a day or week, especially when I am given over to the flesh within me. Anyway's, I couldn't think of a better prayer in the entire Bible to clean us from head to toe and from everything in-between, then Psalm 51. The remorseful Psalm of King David when he finally realized his sin with Bathsheba was totally not what God would have ordered for him.
I can only challenge each of you to prayerfully read this Psalm, and where its words are applicable, to ask the Holy Spirit to apply the cleansing to your heart and soul in order to present you before God, completely repentant and remorseful for the things in your live that have been committed by way of commission or commission, or both, so that you can stand before God righteous and ready to be used in a way the glorifies the Father with all aspects of your life.
Let's pray: "Have mercy upon me, O God, according to Your steadfast love; according to the multitude of Your tender mercy and loving-kindness blot out my transgressions. Wash me thoroughly [and repeatedly] from my iniquity and guilt and cleanse me and make me wholly pure from my sin! For I am conscious of my transgressions and I acknowledge them; my sin is ever before me.
Against You, You only, have I sinned and done that which is evil in Your sight, so that You are justified in Your sentence and faultless in Your judgment. Behold, I was brought forth in [a state of] iniquity; my mother was sinful who conceived me [and I too am sinful]. Behold, You desire truth in the inner being; make me therefore to know wisdom in my inmost heart.
Purify me with hyssop, and I shall be clean; wash me, and I shall [in reality] be whiter than snow.
Make me to hear joy and gladness and be satisfied; let the bones which You have broken rejoice.
Hide Your face from my sins and blot out all my guilt and iniquities.
Create in me a clean heart, O God, and renew a right, persevering, and steadfast spirit within me.
Cast me not away from Your presence and take not Your Holy Spirit from me.
Restore to me the joy of Your salvation and uphold me with a willing spirit.
Then will I teach transgressors Your ways, and sinners shall be converted and return to You.
Deliver me from blood guiltiness and death, O God, the God of my salvation, and my tongue shall sing aloud of Your righteousness (Your rightness and Your justice).
Open my lips, and my mouth shall show forth Your praise.
For You delight not in sacrifice, or else would I give it; You find no pleasure in burnt offering. My sacrifice [the sacrifice acceptable] to God is a broken spirit; a broken and a contrite heart [broken down with sorrow for sin and humbly and thoroughly penitent], such, O God, You will not despise. Do good in Your good pleasure to Zion; rebuild the walls of Jerusalem.
Then will You delight in the sacrifices of righteousness, justice, and right, with burnt offering and whole burnt offering; then bullocks will be offered upon Your altar."
Remember, the Path is Narrow, and Jesus told us it would have its difficulties. In 1 John 1:5-10, This is the message we have heard from him and proclaim to you, that God is light and in him there is no darkness at all. If we say that we have fellowship with him while we are walking in darkness, we lie and do not do what is true; but if we walk in the light as he himself is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus his Son cleanses us from all sin. If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us. If we confess our sins, he who is faithful and just will forgive us our sins and cleanse us from all unrighteousness. If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us."
Spring cleaning is necessary for all of us who travel across the Narrow Path; so allow the light of the Holy Ghost to enlighten you as He searches those nooks and crannies of your heart, spirit, language, thoughts and walk [life]. If it is true that confession is good for the soul, this month's Trail Mix should put some "pep back into your step!" as it reconnects you to the Father.
Shalom,
Pastor Paul
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Universal Life Church to offer real faith based ordination. Becoming a minister will add credibility to your overall ministry. Secondly we are always looking for hosts and/or entertainers for our Universal Life Church Radio Network. Currently we feature such music industry icons as Jesse Hughes from Eagles of Death Metal and Chris Tomlin as hosts on the ULC Radio Network. Find out more today: http://www.ulcnetwork.com
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Universal Life Church to offer real faith based ordination. Becoming a minister will add credibility to your overall ministry. Secondly we are always looking for hosts and/or entertainers for our Universal Life Church Radio Network. Currently we feature such music industry icons as Jesse Hughes from Eagles of Death Metal and Chris Tomlin as hosts on the ULC Radio Network. Find out more today: http://www.ulcnetwork.com
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When I open my eyes in the morning the devil says, 'Oh sh_t, he's awake.' Not because of who I am but because of who Jesus is in me.
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This months trail mix for your journey on the Narrow Path is titled "The Pain behind my Smile...is still comforted by His hand in mine" was prayerfully and meticulously prepared His help, for you....Enjoy!
The smile on my face doesn't mean my life is perfect! It does mean that I do appreciate what I have and what Jehovah Jireh has blessed me with! (author unknown) Selah~Shalom!
I can testify that this is a fact. My life has been QUITE far from perfect; however, through His eyes and love, I appreciate the good as well as the bad moments in my life; the valleys as well as the mountaintop experiences; the joyful expressions of "Hallelujah's" intermixed with "God, where are you, I'm hurting, and only you can relieve the pain?"
It goes without saying that the path I walk has had its difficulties and moments of complete and utter despair, but also there have been those times where I was led to drink from the springs and rivers so timely placed to refresh, revive and lift me up!
There have been moments of complete respite in your arms; and because of this peace and comfort, I can most assuredly say, "I would have it no other way."
This is exactly where I want to be, in both the good and bad times, because I know that it is my Savior and Shepherd who holds me by my hands through it all!
I have no doubt, whatsoever, that Romans 8:28 (We know that in everything God works for good with those who love him, who are called according to his purpose - RSV) is meant for each of us as we traverse the Narrow, yet difficult Path through life that leads to heaven...Shalom!
Now, always be hopeful....and go, and sin no more!
Pastor Paul
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