The Hot Chick and Fat Guy maintain secret identities as a married couple in Southwestern Indiana where they have three awesome kids. The Fat Guy's superpower is napping at inopportune times and the Hot Chick's superpower is her awesome attractiveness and ability to gripe at Fat Guy.
The Hot Chick is Rubi Bayer, a writer for Massively.com and avid Guild Wars player. Fat Guy is Kevin Bayer (or, Kev is a fat guy...), he's an emergency communications supervisor, and enjoys napping.
Both enjoy reading and spending time together with the family. They've been married for over 15 years, and have 3 amazing children.
