So The fresh prince of Blair turned me on to this comedian and he is like.. the prince of one-liners.. Honestly I think he's better than Rodney Dangerfield, but Im not official critic.
Mitch Hedberg
---Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the beat, the next thing you know, your bass player turns into a can of soup.
---This one commercial said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers." So I did, and it was a load off of my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell slipcovers, but I didn't know what they were!
---I ate one anchovy, and that is why I did not eat two anchovies.
---I want to rob a bank with a BB gun. "Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple! I will be rich, you will be cute. We both win."
---I got a belt on that's holding up my pants, and the pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What's going on here? Who is the real hero?
