I LOVE the Lord of the Rings, because it has so much Catholic teaching in it as well as some of the most beautiful music ever composed for a film. I'm a Spiritual Warrior, on the side of God and the Roman Catholic Church. I wear the armor of God (Eph 6:10-17). I'm a virgin.

I love film, and have an eye for crafting scenes, and taking footage and making it exciting to watch. I love good music. Movies can make me cry. So can music. Sometimes. I have studied Tae Kwon Do, and plan to take some classes again. I love doing things for others, because of how much people have done things for me. I was never very popular in school, I just knew a lot of people. I know a little bit about a lot of things and a lot about a few things. If you need someone to talk to about anything, I am willing to listen. Sometimes I can give good advice.

I can do impressions of Donald Duck, Kermit the Frog, and Gollum. Grover and Yoda as well. I enjoy a good cartoon. Sometimes cartoons are better than live action, it's all fake anyway. I love HomestarRunner.com, and can do many of the voices from that site. Practically all of the characters except for Marzipan. I run more websites than any one person should have. I own two companies. I am allergic to cats.

I don't mind driving 88 miles to Muskegon (there and back) just to hang out with some friends from Antioch. I hate being the center of attention, but I love having attention. I love Ultimate Frisbee. I hate the rain, unless there is thunder. I don't smoke, never have, and can't understand why filling your lungs with smoke would be appealing to try. I don't drink beer: it tastes terrible. I love Sobe Lizard Lava. I believe that deep down, all people are good people: some just need a little bit of opening up. I don't think I fit in, or measure up, a lot of the time.

I love hugs, and know that real men cry. "Jesus wept." (John 11:35)

I love randomly acting insane, and I find many things hilarious. I have a great sense of humor. I am witty, and sometimes funny. I have many catch phrases, but none are catchy. I don't really mind being embarrassed, unless it's too personal. Mean people make me angry. Some would say that I'm not really a man because I've never had sex, I would say that my self control more than proves my manhood. I own two guitars but cannot play them. I hope to learn how, but I am a slow learner, so it'll take patience with me. I am compassionate. I love to show people the light of Christ. I believe that Abortion is homicide. I know that miracles do happen: I was born a week early because the umbilical cord was wrapped around my neck three times and I was being suffocated. I got bronchitis before I was seven months old, and nearly died again.

I don't believe in coincidences.