I am the Dirty Bird and I love to play sports, laugh out loud, make others laugh out loud, act like a moron in public, whip the young bucks at anything, drive anywhere, make movies, and be with my girlfriend who is the best ever in the world. I am sarcastic (not about my girlfriend being the best ever), I throw a lot of mud, I am funnier than Michael Jackson, smarter than Keyser Soze, more charming than Bill Bukner, taller than myself, uglier than Dr. Suess, more charasmatic than a bloated pancreas. For fun I ramble about wildabeast, soak in a tub filled with dominos and evergreens, while I elaborate you must exilirate, so that the world can exhubirate whilst I illuminate and possibly exfolliate with the ones who exterminate those who rejuvinate and facilitate. Call me Neil Seigars, OUCH man!