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Online Status: Last On: Jun 5, 2008 - 4:55 PM
Profile Views: 1,088
Member Since: September 13, 2007
Location: Chicago, IL
ShoutLife Address: shoutlife.com/calamitykid
Type of Org.: Youth Group
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About Calamity Kid
Calamity Kid, here. Don't worry, these Israeli Military Industries nine-millimeter Baby Eagles are loaded with tranquilizer rounds. We're ordered to love our enemies, not send them to Hell before they get a second chance, so I pack a variety of non-lethal weapons. This is a spiritual battle y'all, not one of flesh and blood.

My Church youth group?

Church: I'm from Chicago--the year is 2036. Believing in God is illegal and treasonous, so my home-church was captured and sent to government rehabilitation centers. I avoided capture and met up with saints from Chicago's lost wards. Makes it tough to love your enemies when mom and dad are being tortured, but He's the Boss--walk the walk.

Youth Group: The BoC: Body of Christ. We're the saints who've slipped into underground cracks, and resist the One State, against anti-Christian Neros of the anti-Christ. Afraid you ask? *laugh* Saints in the underground have been re-formed with brain-wave technology. If God is with you, walk tall in the valley of death, y'all.

They call me a sandman because I only put people to sleep. I'm the main character of Flashpoint: Book One of the Underground, and War of Attrition: Book Two of the Underground. Read about yours truly nappin' anti-Christian fundi-hatin' Neros in the dark streets of the Chicago Metroplex.

Bad news is, you can meet my author in Shoutlife's fantasy/ sci-fi author section. I'm written by a slave-drivin' workaholic who runs under the pen name Frank Creed. It's a good thing this ain't film, and he ain't a director, or he'd have run over-budget a decade ago. Frank's a perfectionist, always rewriting. Calamity do this: no-no do it that way: Calamity, do the scene again but raise an eyebrow: Calamity, fetch me some coffee: Calamity: write my bio. A real jerk this guy. Click on the author tab and run a search for Frank Creed. If you track him down, tell him he owes me twenty bucks for lunch yesterday.

Hold on, Frank's publisher asked me to read you something--that data chip's around here somewhere. If Frank ordered me to do this I'd tell him the chip fell out of my pocket that time he almost got me smoked by One State peacekeepers. Good thing for him that Cynthia at The Writer's Café Press is a real sweetie. Cyn's the only reason I haven't napped Frank's muse with a tranq round, and dumped her on a plane to New Zealand. Well, I cant find it. Just Google the loser's name and click on the first result. Don't forget my $20!

Hymn to Him.
CK



Blog
Thursday chuckle.   10/11/2007 - 3:21 AM
This is better on YouTube's big screen: Creed's lost his flippin' mind. Hymn to Him, CK (login or sign up to read more)
27 views - 3 replies - Most Recent Reply: 10/12/07 - 5:37 AM
'nuther Creed story   10/04/2007 - 3:52 AM
Spiritwalkers (Frank Creed) Took everything we had to escape. Bad news was the Body of Christ maintained no crashsites in Ward Four. We headed for the deepest, quickest hole topside of a sewer pipe: the famous double-decker Wacker Drive, running ... (login or sign up to read more)
23 views - 2 replies - Most Recent Reply: 10/06/07 - 7:13 AM
Book Trailer--I'm a star now!   9/27/2007 - 4:13 AM
What a Calamity. Hymn to Him, CK (login or sign up to read more)
29 views - 4 replies - Most Recent Reply: 10/01/07 - 2:25 AM
Creed has me goin' live again   9/21/2007 - 11:44 PM
CK here and ya, he's at it again. Writin' stupid scenes for me; coulda given a guy some warnin'. And, what's the deal with live ammo? 'member the agape code dude? Head Shot The sweet smell of diesel. Vex and I swayed on the crowded bus, feet ... (login or sign up to read more)
41 views - 2 replies - Most Recent Reply: 09/23/07 - 2:47 PM
Fan fiction writing contest: win prizes!   9/21/2007 - 9:57 PM
What? Now my author, Frank Creed, is holding a fan fiction writing contest! and one of the criteria is using my name. Ya think Creed asked my permission? The contest has 2 categories, adults and youth writers and has good prizes (well, as good as... (login or sign up to read more)
12 views - 1 reply - Most Recent Reply: 09/28/07 - 3:43 AM
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Guestbook Comments (89)  
Cathi [Let's all support Shoutlife] on 7/08/08 - 10:59 PM
Join me in getting to know some of your favorite people here at Shoutlife:

Welcome to the 2008 edition of getting to know your friends. Okay, here's what you're supposed to do--BUT ONLY IF YOU HAVE A SPARE MINUTE! Copy this entire email and paste into a new email that you can send, change all the answers so that they apply to you. Then send this to a whole bunch of people you know, INCLUDING the person that sent it to you. Some of you may get this several times (that means you have lots of friends).


1. What is your occupation? bum. I'm on disability now, but I used to teach English and French.
2. What color are your socks? black
3. What are you listening to right now? Brad Reynolds' CD In the Real World. When I started this I was listening to some music by Leo Laredo (hasn't fot a CD out yet, but you can check him out here on Shoutlife. Love his stuff) Brad is on Shoutlife if you want to hear him.
4. What was the last thing that you ate? strawberry yogurt.
5. Can you drive a stick shift? yes
6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Magenta
7. Last person you spoke to on the phone? my brother Lewis
8. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Yes, very much!
9. How old are you today? 55
10. Favorite drink? probably water
11. What is your favorite sport to watch? baseball
12. Have you ever dyed your hair? Yes
13. Pets? not now. I ha to give my Labrador to someone else because I can't take care of her anymore.
14. Favorite food? something Mediterranean, especially Arabic food.
15. Last movie you watched? Prince Caspian, a day after I watched Indian Jones 4
16. Favorite Day of the year? Christmas
17. What do you do to vent anger? Well, I don't get angry very often any more. Sometimes I cry. I try not to speak my mind at the moment, but get off by myself as soon as I can. I don't want to say things in haste and in anger. I pray about it and ask God to help me deal with it in a Godly way.
18. What was your favorite toy as a child? A stuffed monkey named Bobo. I've even looked for one like him on ebay but haven't found that same monkey.
19. What is your favorite, fall or spring? Spring. It's the season when life begins anew. To me it brings hope and reminds me of what Jesus has done for us. The original creation and the promise of new life in Him! Not to mention the beauty of the colors.
20. Hugs or kisses? hugs
21. Cherry or Blueberry? cherry
22. Do you want your friends to email you back? sure
23. Who is most likely to respond? I don't really know since I haven't decided who to send it to yet
26. When was the last time you cried? Yesterday, reading someone's very moving blog.
28. Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are sending this to? not sure yet. Probably Frank Creed or Cynthia MacKinnon
29. Who is the friend you have had the shortest that you are sending this to? I don't know yet
30. Favorite smell? lilac. Real, not artificial. Then lemon, rose, and honeysuckle
31. What inspires you? The Bible, nature, and God-honoring music
32. What are you afraid of? wasps and hornets
33. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? cheeseburgers with a slice of home-grown tomato. Preferable grilled well-done.

HOPE THIS HELPS YOU GET TO KNOW ME A LITTLE BIT BETTER! NOW IT IS YOUR TURN..... LET'S HAVE A LITTLE FUN AND GET TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER
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Tha Represent'a on 6/24/08 - 11:08 PM
welcome to shoutlife! May God bless and keep you all...Tha Represent'a...In His service.
Cathi [Let's all support Shoutlife] on 5/21/08 - 11:53 AM
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Wayfarer's Journal on 5/03/08 - 2:50 PM
I can see Patches thinking that myself.
Cathi [Let's all support Shoutlife] on 5/01/08 - 7:28 PM
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Mike Roop - TWCP Author on 5/01/08 - 8:23 AM
oh, kid, not you too!
;-) heheheh
Annie-Bannanie [misses her hero] on 5/01/08 - 7:37 AM
yay Calamity Kid! =D
dude, i'd love to send you some wintergreen extra =]
it is good isnt it ;]
Mariah on 4/27/08 - 6:00 PM
Thank you for letting me be your freind
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Frank Creed, TWCP Author on 4/27/08 - 11:11 AM
Don't MAKE me write Book Two of the Underground as a TRAGEDY . . .

Faith,
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Frank Creed, TWCP Author on 4/21/08 - 2:22 PM